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July 10, 2008



I had a good chuckle reading this post. Man this is sooooo me. I think I must have become terrified of the water because my brothers,who were 8 & 10 years older than me, would throw me in lakes and rivers knowing I could not swim. Where were my parents?????? I can't recall?
Strangely a can swim under water for a bit but I CAN NOT swim on top of the water. And like you there is no way in hell I would dive in head first. I'm not sure I could ever take lessons. It would have to be a very, very, special class.
Good luck on your aquatic adventure!


Yes, go for it. It's great exercise, and it will come in handy when you fall off the boat on your next cruise. And maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get a cute instructor with good legs and a fuzzy tummy.


What Eric said. Maybe you'll get an instructor with muscular thighs.


Your studly friend says find a good instructor and get in the pool. You may just find the Michael Phelps within you...

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