A repost of an oldy but goody in honor of myself, on this my natal day...
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My father was once a Benedictine monk. That has no particular bearing on my story, but I share that juicy tidbit confident in the knowledge that not many of you can say the same about your fathers.
I imagine, too, that few of your fathers referred to you with nicknames as strange and wide-ranging as those my dad has called me over the years.
As this week comes to its welcome conclusion, I offer you a sampling of the nick-names I have answered to over the years. (Nearly all of these are still currently in use, by the way.)
- Quincy (the name he had intended for his first-born before my mother put her foot down)
- SQ (for Sean Quincy)
- Kevin (my actual middle name)
- Barny (for Barnabas Collins, the vampire on the 1960's gothic soap opera Dark Shadows)
- Seany Barny
- Sean D. Barny
- Count (as in Dracula)
- Chunky Puppy
- Chunk "o" the Pup
- Your Pupship
- Fat Boy (NOT one of my favorites--forbidden since 1980)
- Macaroon (I graduated from Macalester College)
- Studly Cool
- Main Man
- Ivy League Bastard
- Son of the Pope
- Buckeen (a male member of the lower Irish nobility, alternately: an Irish bully)
- Head Boy in the Department
- Your Lordship
- Drug-Crazed Maniac
- Your Emminence
- Mein Sohn
- Puer Optimus
- Scum Sucker
- Scum Sucking Dog
- Sean Kevin-Cod Tuleremia Fokwatts Doola-Dilley (your guess is as good as mine, but he still calls me this at least twice a month)
- Sean Kevin-Cod (when he's feeling less garrulous)
- Kevin-Cod (when he's feeling inclined to brevity)
Not even remotely kidding,
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